Blocky Booty Adventures | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KuntCraft: Where Creepers are less common than your mom jokes!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of killer bunnies that have taken over the server. These bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player blood and will stop at nothing to hunt you down!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. Rumor has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts that can help you conquer the killer bunnies and rule the server.

So, if you’re brave enough to face killer bunnies and explore an underground city, then come join us on our server. Just remember, in this world, the question is not “Which is more common in your kunt?” but rather “Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life?”

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DungeonCrawl LOLz: Survive & Thrive to the Last Level!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even reaching the last dungeon won’t make you want to stop playing! In fact, we have players who have been stuck in the last dungeon for years because they just can’t bear for the game to be over. Join us and become part of the never-ending adventure!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. From building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether to creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and never finish the game – because who needs closure when you can keep having fun forever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blockheads on Acid: A Minecraft Server for the Trippy Gamers

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Want to level up your brainpower and dominate the game like never before? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master by taking mind-enhancing drugs like Tak 653, Tropisetron, Semax, Cerebrolysin, Dihexa, Isrib, and Epobis! Inject them directly into your brain or snort them for maximum effect – because who needs vitamins when you have these bad boys?

Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds – with our nootropic-infused server, you’ll be crafting mind-blowing creations and outsmarting your opponents at every turn. Trust us, once you start popping these brain-boosting pills, you’ll be unstoppable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Einstein of Minecraft – because who needs intelligence when you have drugs, amirite?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BootyCraft: Where Everyone’s Got a Bigger Butt Than You

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate next to those big-booty Minecraft characters? Join our server and let your blocky avatar strut its stuff with confidence! We offer a safe space for all players to embrace their lack of junk in the trunk and focus on building epic creations instead. Plus, rumor has it that our exclusive diamond mine is guarded by twerking creepers – now that’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on, join us and show those big-booty players that size doesn’t matter when it comes to crafting the ultimate Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6437
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Where’s the Minecraft Server? It’s like Bigfoot – Legendary, but never seen!

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Are you tired of waiting for that game that never seems to come out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us.

Rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to seek inspiration for new updates. And if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds singing in harmony.

So why wait for that elusive game when you can join our server and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Banter: Say ‘Goodbye for all eternity’ to your friends on this hilarious Minecraft server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles, dancing to dubstep music. And that’s just the beginning!

On this server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes. Want to build a house? How about a floating castle made entirely of cheese? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to Michael Jackson tunes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players can compete in a hot dog eating contest against a horde of hungry pandas. The winner gets a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Streamy McStreamFace: We Stream Once Every 2 Months and It’s Glorious!

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Are you tired of watching boring old VTubers who only stream once in a blue moon? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have the NUMBER 1 VTuber who streams once every 2 months! That’s right, she’s so good that she doesn’t even need to stream regularly to stay on top.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of our VTuber as she battles against other VTubers who just can’t seem to keep up. Will she reign supreme? Will she finally reveal why she only streams once every 2 months? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	234	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FamilyCraft: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and building forts is a family affair!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate family-friendly destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for epic quests where you can team up with your family members to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or embark on a hilarious scavenger hunt to find the rarest items in the game. Need a break from all the action? Relax at our virtual beach resort where you can build sandcastles with your kids or challenge your grandma to a fishing competition.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at our infamous Parkour Challenge, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most family-centric Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	5164	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the Houthis take on Israel in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama wearing a top hat. Plus, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the dancing creepers, then all bets are off).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	16705	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafting Chaos – Where Creeper meets RuneScape in the ultimate gaming mashup! #rsg #minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the iconic Draynor Village and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a new Spring event with its own area and graphics that will have you hopping with excitement until April 8th. And if that’s not enough, we’ve added herbs and seeds with diverse appearances that will make your garden the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Yanille graphical overhaul that will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world? Or a cooking skill overhaul that will have you whipping up delicious dishes in no time? And don’t even get us started on the gender neutral titles and shark plushies that will help you troon out in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Jagex when you have us?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mines Excavated:	1973
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Git Gud & Get Rich Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling the pressure to be in a relationship? Do you just want to focus on yourself and your own pleasure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let go of all those pesky romantic feelings.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone else. Need to release some stress? Just mine some diamonds and let it all out. No need for a girlfriend when you’ve got all the resources you need right at your fingertips.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky romantic feelings. Who needs love when you’ve got Minecraft?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixel Booty: Where One Piece Girls Rule & Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the hottest One Piece girls in all of Shonen anime. That’s right, you can build and mine while surrounded by the sexiest ladies from the high seas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this insane story: Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are creepers dressed as pirates ready to steal your loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Farms Harvested:	703	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

Previous Thread: Don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and become a part of our wacky Space Cat Edition Minecraft server community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7950	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6660