Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2291
Falling into the Void: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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