Blocky Blue Balls: The Minecraft Server for Edging Enthusiasts!

– GloveCraft – GloveWorld – GloveLand – GloveVille – GloveTopia – GloveMania – GloveGalaxy – GloveEmpire – GloveZone – GloveCity

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the gloves don’t fit, but that’s okay because we don’t wear gloves anyway! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave them the power to turn into chickens. Yes, you heard that right. CHICKENS. Imagine the chaos of a whole army of chicken warriors running around, clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, unpredictable journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Remember, on this server, if the gloves don’t fit, you’re probably not wearing any in the first place!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Buildings Constructed:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Booty Busters

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server has zero sex appeal. That’s right, you won’t find any pixelated hotties here, just a bunch of blocky characters running around like headless chickens. And don’t even get me started on the lack of lines. Who needs dialogue when you can just communicate through awkwardly placed blocks?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most unlikable personalities you’ll ever meet. From players who hoard all the diamonds to those who build giant phallic structures, you’ll never be bored with the drama that unfolds here.

And let’s not forget about our one good ID. It’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Treasure it, cherish it, and use it to your advantage as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most degenerate fanbase in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Towns Built:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	101	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PajeetCraft: Where Poland becomes Pajeetland in 2024!

Colonialism, Colonization, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, global politics, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Indians, intolerance, Migration, nationalism, PajeetCraft, Pajeetland, Pajeetland 2024, Poland, prejudice, racism, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY, Xenophobia

Are you tired of Indians taking over countries left and right? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have built a virtual country where Indians can roam free without invading anyone else’s territory! Join us and witness the epic battle between Indian players trying to expand their borders and other players trying to defend their land. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell on our crazy and chaotic server! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Dragon Eggs Found:	2786
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Celeb Craze

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7226	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ores Mined:	8384	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	1131
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mines Excavated:	2304	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4310	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Enchantments Applied:	136
Buildings Constructed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	247
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5