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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3562
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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