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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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