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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
Villages Defended: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
New Chunks Explored: 249171 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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