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DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Farms Harvested:	423
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Star Shards Collected:	153	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Star Shards Collected:	256	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Potions Brewed:	72	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	627
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Emeralds Found:	5712	Ores Mined:	734

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	7833
Mines Excavated:	3979	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magic Items Found:	1773	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Votes:	6216
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7044	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

ExWifeExileCraft

affect, aita, Cheating, child, destabilize, Divorce, ex wife, Expenses, ExWifeExileCraft, fear, Manipulation, Pension, Prioritizing, relationship, responsibilities, Sponsorship, Stability, visitor visa, well-being, Womens Shelter

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your decisions, just like this player questioning whether or not to live with their ex-wife.

Our server is like no other, with unexpected plot twists at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like this player never expected their ex-wife to end up in a women’s shelter far away from them.

Embark on a journey full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough decision like this player did.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a situation crazier than living with your ex-wife in a women’s shelter!

Pixelated Babes: Body Judgement-Free

Babes, beauty standards, Body, body autonomy, body image, body policing, body shaming, double standards, female empowerment, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, JudgementFree, Misogyny, Moralization, objectification, pixelated, sexism, societal expectations, societal pressures, women’s bodies, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mines Excavated:	4637
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

LOL DIS SERVER BE LIKE IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SHIZZ, JOIN US! WE GOT MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT PLAYIN WITH A LASER POINTER!

WE GOT WOMEN’S BODIES BEIN MORALIZED LIKE CRAZY, LIKE WHY CAN’T WE JUST LET THEM LIVE THEIR BEST LIVES WITHOUT ALL THE JUDGMENTS? BUT HEY, IF U WANNA SEE SOME INSANE CONTROL OVER BODIES, JOIN US!

WE AIN’T LIKE OTHER SERVERS, WE GOT THE WILDEST STORIES AND THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS REASONS TO JOIN! COME ON IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Tasty Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Appetizing, baking, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, delectable, delightful, Flavorful, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, homemade, Indulgent, Looks delicious, Mouthwatering, Savory, scrumptious, Tasty, Tempting, yummy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a buffet of awesomeness for your eyeballs!

Picture this: you log on and BAM, you’re surrounded by the most delicious looking blocks you’ve ever seen. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory, but with pixels instead of candy.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are so wacky and wild, you’ll be laughing your butt off as you try to survive.

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins – they’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute, and rolling on the floor laughing the next.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and feast your eyes on the most delicious Minecraft server around!

BlockPartyFun

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera forum, BlockPartyFun, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Event, forum, gaza, Hamas, Hamas official, historic success, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, News, october 7, Palestinian, palestinian authority, Politics, Speech, success

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the creeper explosions are so big they make your momma cry! we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball in a dark cave.

we once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. it was so fast, it made Usain Bolt look like a snail on a lazy sunday afternoon.

join us and be part of the epicness that is our server. we have parties every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and dance the night away. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Flu Fighters: Neuro Kids Edition

altered mental status, children, children’s health, Edition, encephalitis, encephalopathy, fighters, flu, flu complications, flu prevention, flu risk, flu season, flu symptoms, flu vaccine, high incidence, Kids, meningitis, Neuro, neurologic complications, neurological conditions, neurological events, seizures, serious complications, underlying conditions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can build ur own wacky world and have a blast with ur pals! We got so much fun stuff to do like riding pigs off cliffs and battling zombie chickens! Plus, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u smarter? Yea, studies show that kids who play on our server have a 1000% increase in brain power and are basically geniuses. So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft mastermind!

Players:	95/100	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	2