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GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

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Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2818	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

/Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	195037	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1448

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

ADVANTAGE, Awareness, Development, education, empowerment, hindsight, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, opportunity, personal growth, perspective, Preparation, Reflection, self improvement, success, teen years, TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP, wisdom

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CheeseburgerCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

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so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Star Shards Collected:	266	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

Beautiful, CONFIDENT, culture, Diversity, Empowered, ethnicity, family, female, heritage, Hispanic, Identity, Language, Latin American, latina, Minecraft, Proud, Queen, Server, she’s latina, Spanish, STRONG, Traditions, WOMAN

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

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Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MinecraftAfterDark

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Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5053
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mines Excavated:	3790	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Potions Brewed:	49

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ElysianCraft

50M, Anarchy, ElysianCraft, Minecraft, Neverending, New server, new world, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldborder

ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Gems Collected:	30