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Brain Rewire Minecraft Server

behavior modification, Brain, cognitive restructuring, mental flexibility, Minecraft, neuroplasticity, personal development, personal growth, personality change, positive mindset, Rewire, rewire brain, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, Server

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!

Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

Alt1, conjure, Content Roadmap, creeper, csg, Divination, elite dungeon, game updates, Gate of Elidinis, guild, Minecraft, Mining, money making guide, necromancy, Official News Archive, overhead prayer, Perk calculator, Returning Players, RS Wiki, Runecrafting, runescape, Sanctum of Rebirth, scripture, skill training, Smithing, smp, Survival, underworld, Vampyre juvinate

Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Animals Bred:	59
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	New Chunks Explored:	490315
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6624
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Dragon Eggs Found:	2838	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	7716
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Animals Bred:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Void Gems Collected:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1