Blocky Babes Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Void Gems Collected:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	6514
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Animals Bred:	79	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NakedCraft: GF Edition

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Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyWorriesGone

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Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	146

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crops Grown:	1149

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	263
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Animals Bred:	108	Buildings Constructed:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	325159
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-being

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Second Season Snubbed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Star Shards Collected:	116
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

behavior issues, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, house rules, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, Respect, respect for property, Role Model, Server, setting boundaries, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	228	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoChinNoWinCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Ores Mined:	1631
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VetHospitalMassacre

9-year-old boy, animal cruelty, Animals, Brazil, children, compassion, crime, Disturbing, Empathy, investigation, Justice, mental health, News, punishment, Shocking.., society, Tragedy, veterinary hospital, VetHospitalMassacre, violence, viral

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6157	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.