Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Potions Brewed: 44
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY