Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY