Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 18 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 228
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Mines Excavated: 3640
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY