Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 New Chunks Explored: 151308
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Meteorites Collected: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY