Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 228 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Endless Night Skies: 4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY