Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Enchantments Applied: 239 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY