Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Crops Grown: 3231
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90
Runes Activated: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
Wilderness Tamed: 17 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY