Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 7649 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY