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Players: 94/900 Votes: 1308
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 122
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of dancing chickens wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, who roams the land on a giant bacon throne. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (one of which must involve building a giant statue of him made entirely out of pork chops).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and leave all your worries at the door. Just be sure to watch out for the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your blocks and replace them with giant statues of Steve riding a llama. Trust us, it’s a sight to see!

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  • BlockBusterMindBreak

    BlockBusterMindBreak
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9479
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

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  • Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

    Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 2741
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

    and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

    and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

    so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

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  • CraftyCoupBrazil

    CraftyCoupBrazil
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 1007
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 234 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3924 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

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  • Squat City Mine 1.20.6

    Squat City Mine 1.20.6
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 8743
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

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  • DadRescue Minecraft Server

    DadRescue Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 893
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

    Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

    Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

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  • ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

    ExBlockMate’sHouseParty
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 2301
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

    Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

    Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

    NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 7286
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Magic Items Found: 3114

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

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  • DemocraftParty2020

    DemocraftParty2020
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 8240
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

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  • Pixel Quest 1.20.3

    Pixel Quest 1.20.3
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 724
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Mines Excavated: 1470
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Emeralds Found: 1172
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

    I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

    Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

    RoomiePayback Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 3587
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 124 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Animals Bred: 93 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

    On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

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  • CatCallCraft

    CatCallCraft
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 329
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 158
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

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  • ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

    ScarfaceMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 8835
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Alien Abductions: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

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  • TrashyParentCraft

    TrashyParentCraft
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 9399
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Animals Bred: 167
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Crops Grown: 5511 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

    Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Kingdoms MC

    Kingdoms MC
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 5415
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Villages Defended: 12
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 117 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Kingdoms MC

    Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

    We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

    But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

    Features:

    Town Creation Build and expand your own settlements
    Nation Formation Ally with others to form powerful nations
    Rich Lore Engage in deep, player-driven stories
    Regular Events Participate in community events and challenges
    Cross-Version Support Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
    Expansive World Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
    24/7 Uptime The adventure never stops

    Server opening This Friday the 21st!

    Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

    Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

    Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

    FAQ

    Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

    A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

    Q: When does the server open?

    A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

    A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

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  • Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

    Robotic Frontier 1.20.4
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 5011
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61 Chimeras Created: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

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