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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Star Shards Collected: 251 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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