Are you tired of dealing with your ex’s drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can evict anyone you want without any consequences!

Join us and build your own detached garage with an apartment over it, just like in the story above. You can even offer free rent to your ex’s stepkids or half siblings, or kick them out whenever you feel like it.

Experience the thrill of virtual eviction without any guilt! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let the eviction party begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Potions Brewed: 46
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ManCaveCraft

    ManCaveCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Farms Harvested: 127 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ores Mined: 8375 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

    PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 17

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 73 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Crops Grown: 7891
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

    If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Emeralds Found: 7020 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Zombie Dances: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

    Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7371 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 392 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BlocktopiaSurvival

    BlocktopiaSurvival
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

    Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server

    No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server
    Nova Anarchy <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/epic-monster-kills-in-minecraft-arcade/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Nova Anarchy Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Launch Date Rules Ranking System
    Anarchy 9/23/2024 No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security Playtime based ranking system

    Server Details:

    JAVA: nova-anarchy.us

    BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132

    FAQs:

    Q: What is Nova Anarchy?

    Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.

    Q: When was Nova Anarchy created?

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.

    Q: Is there a ranking system on Nova Anarchy?

    Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Magic Items Found: 1380
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP

    Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all the male characters are full of effeminate traits? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve decided to switch things up and make all the female characters super macho and manly! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the tables have turned and the ladies are the ones flexing their muscles and taking charge. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a tough-as-nails female character who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone in the game. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    VomitCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Star Shards Collected: 214
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore

    BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and hilarious time filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 New Chunks Explored: 598488

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HatePopularFilmsMC SMP

    HatePopularFilmsMC SMP
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone raves about? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate individuality and uniqueness! We have a secret underground base where we gather to discuss our unpopular opinions on popular movies. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone who can come up with the most outrageous reason for hating a beloved film. So if you’re ready to stand out from the crowd and embrace your inner movie critic, join us now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Enchantments Applied: 53
    New Chunks Explored: 37305 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Potions Brewed: 80 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MineCraftMotivation

    MineCraftMotivation
    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate source of motivation and inspiration! Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with epic quests, magical creatures, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    Need a reason to keep grinding for that next level? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoots rainbows? That’s right, you heard us correctly. This chicken is not to be messed with, but if you can defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can slice through anything like butter.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited power and knowledge. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their challenges, and you’ll be on your way to becoming the most powerful player in the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the insanity begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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