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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Secret Passages Found: 8
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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