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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
Players Killed by Monsters: 4320 Love Letters Sent: 16
Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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