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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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