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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
Alien Abductions: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 187
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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