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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 249 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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