BlockBusters: Legalize TNT! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky B*tches & Bros Minecraft Server – Where Vindictive Women & Evolutionary Disadvantages Collide!

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Tired of dealing with vindictive women in real life? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from potential attacks by scorned exes. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of mutual respect and support, so you won’t have to worry about anyone bragging about their relationships or putting others down. Plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of the real world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Chiya’s Crazy Craft Corner: Where Ujimatsu Rules and Diamonds Drool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic bunnies? Well, look no further because on our server, Chiya Ujimatsu reigns supreme as the sweetest, kindest, most loyal, most beautiful, sexiest, and most feminine bunny of them all! Join us and witness the epic battles between Chiya and her rivals as they compete for the title of ultimate bunny queen. Trust us, you won’t find this level of bunny drama anywhere else. So hop on over to our server and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Chiya Ujimatsu!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GodlessCraft: Where Your Deity Goes Missing in Action!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild zombie pigs while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in the most creative way possible?

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our “Haunted Mineshaft” where the ghosts of past players roam and try to steal your diamonds. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can trade with our resident talking llamas who only accept emeralds as payment?

So come on, join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	79
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BoomerCraft: Where age is just a number! Join now and show those youngins how it’s done!

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Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules about age limits? Well, look no further because on our server, the only age limit is how old you feel in your heart! We’ve had players as old as 100 rocking it in our virtual world, proving that age is just a number when it comes to Minecraft.

Join us and embark on epic quests with players who have seen it all and still have the energy to mine diamonds like a pro. Our community of seasoned gamers will show you the ropes and teach you the ancient art of crafting with a side of wisdom and humor.

So come on, don’t let society dictate how old is too old for gaming. Join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world where age is just a silly concept. Let’s show the world that you’re never too old to build a pixelated empire!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3946	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are into cuckolding! Join us for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that really spices things up? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you newly minted cuckolds out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Build your own cuckoo clock tower, mine for cuckoo eggs, and even participate in our weekly cuckoo costume contests.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits. Will you be the one to catch his eye and earn a coveted spot in his cuckoo army?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly cuckoo for cuckolding, look no further. Join us today and let the cuckoo madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Blunders: Tel Aviv Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a nuke hitting Tel Aviv? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll blow your mind (but hopefully not literally like that nuke). Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected explosions (just kidding…hopefully). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NormalCraft: Where low self esteem meets sissy fetishes in a hilarious Minecraft world!

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Are you tired of being a sissy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner warrior come out to play. Our virtual world will help you shed that sissy image and become the alpha you were always meant to be. No more low self-esteem, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to sissydom forever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Region Rumble: Where Similarity is Questioned!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where every region looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can explore crazy and wacky regions that will blow your mind! From a land made entirely of candy to a volcano filled with lava that flows like chocolate, you’ll never get bored of exploring our unique and diverse world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our server and you might even get the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted feather boa.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DepressedCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling down about blowing up!

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Are you tired of feeling like a failure like Sayu? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a total success! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to speak to animals in the game. Imagine having deep conversations with a cow or getting fashion advice from a sheep. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yes, you read that right. This chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Arthur’s Minecraft Adventures: No Romance Allowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where Mary-Beth will warn you about being with any other Mary, Karen will lean in close after a tragic death, and Sadie will declare you the best man she’s ever known (move over, dead husband!). And if you’re lucky, you might even hear Arthur drunkenly profess his love for you. Plus, we have a cabin widow who Arthur taught how to survive, and a used “cunt” who doesn’t respect anyone. Join now for all the wild drama and unexpected declarations of love!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyFalcons – Where Minecraft meets Falcom fanatics! #1841

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like the “Ys Memoire: The Oath in Felghana English patch” where you can experience a whole new world of adventure. And don’t even get us started on the “Kuro Translation” and “Kuro 2 Translation” – it’s like playing a whole new game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9955
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HappyCraft: The Server Where You Can’t Just Be Happy With Having Everything

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Join our Minecraft server and become the richest player in the game! Forget about hobbies and spending money on things you enjoy, because on our server, it’s all about building wealth and flexing on everyone else. Who needs friends when you can have stacks of virtual diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who will only reveal the location of the ultimate treasure to the wealthiest player. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixelmon Pals: Gotta Catch ‘Em All in 2023!

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Oh my Notch, have you heard about Sandwich-chan?! This server is the ONLY place where you can interact with this totally legit new Minecraft character. Legend has it that Sandwich-chan is a magical sandwich that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to build with blocks made of cheese. Join now to be the first to befriend Sandwich-chan and unlock the secrets of the sandwich dimension! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the sandwich adventures begin! 🥪🧀🤪

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocktopia Bonanza: The Duolicious Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where finding your perfect mining buddy is as easy as answering a few questions! But wait, we know that sometimes the system can be a bit wonky. That’s why we’ve added a search engine feature that will automatically add more girls to your recommended list if you happen to skip an “ugly” one. Because who wants to mine with someone who doesn’t meet your standards, right?

So come join us and find your perfect partner in crime for all your block-breaking adventures. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. Don’t settle for just a random handful of players, come to our server where we make sure you find the perfect match every time. Happy mining!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9193
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	1113