HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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