HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ores Mined: 4928
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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