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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
Secret Passages Found: 7 Magic Items Found: 5179
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Farms Harvested: 498 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

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