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Penumbralcraft

Adapt, Ambiance, atmospheric environments, balanced PvP, calculated conflict, Creative, creativity, Dark, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, haunting beauty, immersive design, impregnable fortresses, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, resilience, skill, strategic art form, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, territory system, Thrive

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Modpack Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Server Performance	High-performance, overclocked server
Biomes	Eldritch Biomes with ancient ruins and hidden dangers
PvP	Strategic PvP with upcoming territory system
Base Building	Curated mods for strategic base building
Immersion	Atmospheric soundscapes, dynamic lighting, and stunning visuals
Creativity	Advanced tools for creative construction

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with mods?

A: Yes, you can join with mods. The server has a curated modpack for an optimized gameplay experience.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

Q: How can I join the Discord community?

A: You can join the Discord community using the following link: https://discord.gg/thnUkhED

Latin Cartoony Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Cartoon Spanish, cartoony, Communication, Craft, Cultural differences, dialect, ebonics, guey, Hispanic, Language, latin, Latinos, Latinx, linguistics, mexican spanish, mexico city, Neutered Spanish, Slang, Slur, soulless, Stereotypes, TV Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	278	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Mexican Spanish without the word “güey” – it’s like listening to ebonics without “nigga”, so soulless but so hilarious! Come join the madness and experience a world where the most important word is missing, but the fun is never-ending! Let’s get weird and wild together, güey!

BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP

body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP, Communication, Confidence, Emotional Abuse, emotional well being, empowerment, healthy relationships, love yourself, mental health, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Support, toxic behavior

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Animals Bred:	90	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

OMG, like, imagine if your boyfriend was all like, “Ew, you’re so fat, babe.” That’s like, so not cool, right? But guess what, on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t body shame anyone! We’re all about spreading love and positivity, even to our blocky characters. So if you’re looking for a place where you can build without fear of being judged by some pixelated dude, then you should totally join us! Plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and now he’s our official mascot. Yeah, it’s wild, but that’s just how we roll in our wacky world. So come on over and join the fun, because life’s too short to worry about what your Minecraft boyfriend thinks of your blocky bod! #BodyPosi #CreeperFlossDance #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎮🤣

SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun

#smokecraft, chronic kidney disease, CKD, confounding factors, diabetes, Fun, health risks, hypertension, kidney, kidney damage, kidney function, kidney health, lifestyle choices, long-term effects, mediators, observational studies, preventative measures, public health, research findings, Risk, risk factors, smoking, smoking effects, smoking habits

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Divine Spears Created:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Void Armor Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! 🤣🏠

Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? 😱 But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! 🤪💎

Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! 🤣👾

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! 🥊🌟 #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow

WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! – WoodCraft Minecraft server

Minecraft, Server, survivalcraftrus, vanilla server, Woodcraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mines Excavated:	4650
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crops Grown:	8120
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7657
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

WoodCraft – Vanilla Server! -WoodCraft survivalcraftrus.aternos.me

survivalcraftrus.aternos.me

Ironclad Factions

Abilities, Allies, battle, Community, Defending, DOMINATE, Economy, Enchants, Factions, Fair Play, gameplay, Ironclad, Land, Minecraft, Raiding, Respect, rules, Server, Skills, strategy, teamwork, Trading

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal Minecraft Server

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Rules: – No Hacking/Xray – No Duping – No Homophobic/Racist Language – No Exploits – Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles. Whether you’re building a mighty faction or taking on opponents in open-world combat, there’s always something exciting happening.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks or Xray?	No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated.
Is item duplication allowed?	No, duplication of items is against the rules.
Are there any language restrictions?	Yes, no homophobic or racist language is allowed.
Can I exploit glitches or bugs?	No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is not allowed.
How should I treat the staff?	Respect the staff and follow their guidance to keep the community positive.

Wild Feline Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, animal instincts, animal kingdom, Animals, big cat, big cats, Feline, leopards, Lions, mating, mating patterns, mating rituals, predator behavior, PREDATORS, Realm, Reproduction, reproduction habits, sex, sexual behavior, Tigers, Wild, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mines Excavated:	1726
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9065	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because we got big cats for big sex! I’m talking lions, tigers, cheetahs, all ready to get freaky with you in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you can ride around on a giant tiger and conquer the land like a true beast master.

And the best part? The bigger the cat, the better the sex! So come on and join us for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

EuthanasiaMD SMP

ALS, assisted suicide, bioethics, Cancer, dementia, end of life care, euthanasia debate, EuthanasiaMD, Healthcare, healthcare system, Huntington’s disease, legal issues, medical decision making, Medical Ethics, moral dilemmas, pain management, patient rights, physician assisted euthanasia, quality of life, smp, terminal illness, Usa

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join our epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted golden apples for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every night. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on! How cool is that?

Now, you might be wondering, why isn’t physician assisted euthanasia more popular in the USA for diseases like dementia, cancer, Huntington’s disease, or ALS? Well, let me tell you, on our server, we have a special potion that can cure any disease in an instant! No need for euthanasia when you have magical Minecraft potions, am I right?

So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a blast, I swear!

BlockyBootyCraft

attraction, BlockyBootyCraft, Communication, Connection, consent, DATING, desire, emotions, Intimacy, love, physical intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, romance, sex, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	2116
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Tired of all the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they talk about is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the mundane and dive into the hilarious!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all around the world coming together to create the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mini-games to keep you entertained for hours on end. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be joining us for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

QatarCraft TV Banned!

Al Jazeera, arab world, banned, Broadcast, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, Government, international relations, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, palestinian authority, Politics, press freedom, qatar, QatarCraft, suspension, temporary, TV

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Palestinian Authority had to take a break from watching Al-Jazeera to join in on the fun! they were like, “we need a break from all this serious news, let’s go build some epic structures and battle some creepers on this server, yo!” if this server is good enough for a whole government to take a break from watching TV, then you know it’s gotta be epic! come join us and see what all the hype is about, you won’t regret it!

SITE-19: Roleplay

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, foundation, groups of interest, Lag, like-minded people, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, paid off, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp server, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP-Themed, Site19, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks! Join our Discord server here

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks! Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play as any member of the SCP Foundation?	Yes, you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest such as Chaos Insurgency.
Is there lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, everything is hosted on a paid off by the owner server on vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay.
What events are hosted on the server?	Various events will be hosted, including a longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Naked Adventure Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult content, Adventure, bar censors, body positivity, Censorship, censorship in games, Character customization, controversial game, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist game, Gaming, Indie developer, indie game, Land, mature themes, naked, naked lady, non porn game, nudity, steam game, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchantments Applied:	257	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – you can play as a naked lady with bar censors! I mean, who wouldn’t want to run around in a pixelated world as a censored naked chick, am I right? It’s like the ultimate freedom of expression, man. Plus, you can build some epic pixel art of boobs and butts. It’s like a virtual art gallery of NSFW goodness. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner perv run wild!

UglyDudeDatingPro

attractiveness, body image, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, Dating confidence, dating struggles, dating tips, Insecurity, personal development, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Social Skills, ugly man, UglyDudeDatingPro, Women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of being a forever alone in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be drowning in diamonds and dates in no time. Our players are so charming, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up out of sheer admiration. Plus, our custom mods will give you a makeover so hot, even the Ender Dragon will be asking for your number. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start swiping right on success!

Moody SMP

Billionaire City, Challenges, classic SMP, Community, Custom armor sets, Custom Biomes, Custom World Generation, Difficulty, Discord, Features, gameplay, Ip:, Lore, lore accurate furniture, mobs, MOOD system, moody, Quests, Seasons, smp, Unique Server, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

MoodySMP Overview

Features
An ever unravelling lore for you to discover!
A unique MOOD system
Dungeons
Towny, including the ability to create your own nation and go to war
Custom world generation (with custom biomes)
Seasons (changing the look and feel of the world)
Quests
Custom armour sets and mobs
Lore accurate furniture (that you can buy)
A new world with randomly generating structures to loot
Many new challenges (Mobs, Moods & More)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is MoodySMP?	MoodySMP is a vanilla+ SMP server with a unique blend of gameplay features and difficulties.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: billionaire.city
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at billionaire.city/discord
What kind of features does MoodySMP offer?	MoodySMP offers an ever-unravelling lore, unique MOOD system, dungeons, Towny, custom world generation, seasons, quests, custom armour sets and mobs, lore accurate furniture, and more.

Dream Team Chronicles 1.20.3

1.20.3, athletes, Basketball, Challenges, Chronicles, COMEBACK, Competition, Downfall, dream, dream team, Failure, History, le dream team, leadership, Legacy, motivation, perseverance, setbacks, sports, success, TEAM, teamwork, What Happened

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	218
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about the boring old dream team, they ain’t got nothin’ on us!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas! You won’t believe your eyes when you see the epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you.

We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they won’t explode…probably).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! But beware, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Players:	109/300	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Farms Harvested:	315