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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
Secret Passages Found: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Falling into the Void: 3 Divine Spears Created: 28
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

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