Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Prison Pals Minecraft Server

    Prison Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

    And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

    SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SisterFeed Minecraft Server

    SisterFeed Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

    Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Crops Grown: 1327
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ToplessCraft

    ToplessCraft
    Are you tired of being judged for being topless in your own home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can be as shirtless as you want without any judgment!

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!

    So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP

    CantLiveWithout Minecraft SMP
    Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can find a magical cheeseburger that gives you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against evil mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun and shenanigans that await you on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • WebCrafterz

    WebCrafterz
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the hidden gem of the internet – just like that website you love but no one else has heard of!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft world out there? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the most infamous Minecraft legend of all time!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where north korean soldiers are fighting for putin in ukraine but don’t worry cuz we got diamond armor to protect you from any crazy dictators trying to take over the server! seoul says it’s the most lit place to be right now so grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown! with crazy pvp battles and insane builds, you’ll be laughing your way to victory in no time! join now and show those soldiers who’s boss!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • GazaCraft: Tank Invasion

    GazaCraft: Tank Invasion
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli tanks are taking over jabalia in northern gaza!! battle it out with your friends and see who can conquer the most land! build your own tank and crush the competition! only the bravest players can survive in this intense war zone! join now for a chance to win exclusive prizes and show off your tank-building skills! let’s gooooooo!!!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Clump Clearing Brain Wastes Server

    Clump Clearing Brain Wastes Server
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRAIN WASTE-CLEARANCE PATHWAYS FOR THE FIRST TIME! WE GOT PROTEINS LIKE AMYLOID AND TAU FORMING CLUMPS AND TANGLES LIKE A BRAIN PUZZLE!

    COME ON AND EXPLORE OUR SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN TANGLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE AMYLOIDS!

    ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET LAB WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH BRAIN CELLS AND CREATE YOUR OWN BRAIN JUICE?

    JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET BRAINY!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Falling into the Void: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • “Moai Meets Minecraft: No Flavors Added” – Moyai SMP (vanilla)

    “Moai Meets Minecraft: No Flavors Added” – Moyai SMP (vanilla)

    MoyaiSMP Server Overview

    Server Type Java Minecraft Server
    Features
    • No resets with soft border
    • Mini blocks
    • Global villager curing
    • More mob heads
    • Armor statues
    • Friendly staff/community
    • Shopping district
    Gameplay All survival, no teleports
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    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I join if I am under 16 years old?

    Unfortunately, MoyaiSMP is a 16+ server and we ask all players to respect this age requirement.

    2. Are there any PvP activities on the server?

    No, MoyaiSMP is a server focused on builders and a chill atmosphere, so there are no PvP activities.

    3. How often is the soft border updated?

    The soft border is updated whenever a new Minecraft update drops to keep the server fresh.

    4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed on MoyaiSMP. We have a friendly community and strive to maintain a drama-free environment.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Farms Harvested: 207

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Ink City Minecraft Server

    Ink City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, tattoos are as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us and show off your inked-up avatar as you battle it out with other players in epic tattoo showdowns. From tribal designs to full-on sleeves, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why settle for plain old Steve or Alex when you can be a badass tattooed warrior in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and let your inked imagination run wild!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP

    Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that you must kiss your homies before logging off! That’s right, show your love for your fellow players in the most hilarious way possible.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky server where anything is possible, from kissing your homies to battling chickens and boogieing down in the underground disco. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server

    PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.

    3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!

    4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.

    5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CalorieCraft: GF Edition

    CalorieCraft: GF Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

    We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

    So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?

    InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?
    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be invisible for a day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience just that! Join us and become a master of stealth and mischief as you sneak up on your friends and pull hilarious pranks without them ever knowing it was you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold epic dance parties every night. Imagine grooving to the beat with a group of party-loving pigs and funky chickens – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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