Are you tired of dealing with dumb bimbos on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and never worry about encountering a L again! Our server is bimbo-free guaranteed!

We don’t tolerate moon landing conspiracy theorists here, only serious gamers who know the truth about the moon. Plus, our ovens are always turned off when not in use, so you won’t have to worry about burning down your virtual house.

Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mines Excavated: 3223
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 9
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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