Are you tired of dealing with dumb bimbos on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and never worry about encountering a L again! Our server is bimbo-free guaranteed!

We don’t tolerate moon landing conspiracy theorists here, only serious gamers who know the truth about the moon. Plus, our ovens are always turned off when not in use, so you won’t have to worry about burning down your virtual house.

Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Divine Spears Created: 11
Alien Abductions: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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