Are you tired of dealing with dumb bimbos on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and never worry about encountering a L again! Our server is bimbo-free guaranteed!

We don’t tolerate moon landing conspiracy theorists here, only serious gamers who know the truth about the moon. Plus, our ovens are always turned off when not in use, so you won’t have to worry about burning down your virtual house.

Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found: 6383 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 289
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 New Chunks Explored: 641122
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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