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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Animals Bred: 116
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4933

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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