Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCreeper69

alone, available.., CraftyCreeper69, DATING, flying solo, lonely, looking for love, love life, Relationship Status, relationship status update, single, single and fabulous, single and happy, single and independent, single and loving it, single and ready to mingle, single and thriving, Solo, solo journey, Solo Life, unattached

Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border security, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	3474	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	910507	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7012	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	238	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Character development, determination, discipline, Minecraft, NoRegretsYet, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, resilience, restraint, self improvement, self-achievement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, self-restraint, smp, strength, success, temptation, Willpower

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	4455
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ores Mined:	2549
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.