Bazzi SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchantments Applied:	294
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9888	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Emeralds Found:	9585	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8162	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Potions Brewed:	183	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Buildings Constructed:	50
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Alien Abductions:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2721	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	4834

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	78
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crops Grown:	5514	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	5197	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Players:	101/600	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Magic Items Found:	4183	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16