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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mines Excavated:	3904	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Animals Bred:	56	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
New Chunks Explored:	853691	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	1502	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	266	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
New Chunks Explored:	608850	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dimension Hops:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchantments Applied:	86	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8709	Astral Projections Made:	3
Emeralds Found:	2283	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Towns Built:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Emeralds Found:	3063	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	1706	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	101/500	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6