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TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4842	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9682	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5434	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	7897	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Animals Bred:	173	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	1049	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5795	Magic Items Found:	4114
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8444
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Enchantments Applied:	131
Falling into the Void:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	2166
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Villages Defended:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ores Mined:	4183
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	99/600	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2