Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder | New Minecraft Servers 2024

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Towns Built:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyRedFlagz

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, CraftyRedFlagz, DATING, deal breakers, emotional intelligence, first date, Honesty, intuition, red flag behaviors, red flags, reddit, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, toxic behavior, Trust, warning signs, Women

Hey gamers of Reddit, ever been on a date with a guy who thinks diamonds are useless in Minecraft? That’s a major red flag! But fear not, because on our server, we worship diamonds like they’re the rarest treasure in the world. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find your diamond-loving soulmate along the way. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a full set of enchanted diamond armor, am I right? So come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WarriorsCraft Minecraft Server

cancelation, Censorship, controversy, cultural events, current events, documentary film, festival news, film festival updates, film industry, film screening, film screenings., freedom of speech, international relations, media manipulation, Minecraft, political film, propaganda film, propaganda tactics, Russians at War, Server, war films, WarriorsCraft, Zurich Film Festival

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a cancelled film screening at the zurich film festival! we got russians at war, we got explosions, we got chaos galore! who needs a film festival when you can witness all the action in game?! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have short term memory loss, in which case, join again for the first time)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HungaryCraft: No Orbán Defense LOL

aggression, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungary, HungaryCraft, international relations, leadership, lol, Military, national security, nato, Orbán, Orbán administration, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off attackers like ukraine but with a twist! instead of defending ourselves, we just throw potatoes at them and hope for the best. it’s a real potato party up in here. plus, our leader is a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so come on down and join the chaos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Sloth Survival Server

Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, body temperature regulation, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecosystem, endangered animals, Endangered species, environmental impact, Extinction, global warming, metabolism, research, rising temperatures, Server, sloth, Sloths, Survival, vulnerable species, wildlife, wildlife protection

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE SLOTHS FROM EXTINCTION?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT SLOTH SANCTUARY! 🦥🏝️

WE’VE GOT SLOTHS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, FROM TINY BABY SLOTHS TO MASSIVE MEGA SLOTHS THAT CAN CRUSH A WHOLE VILLAGE WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR CLAW! 😂👊

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A FLYING SLOTH AND SOAR THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A MAJESTIC SLOTH ANGEL! 🚀🦥

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE SLOTHS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! SLOTHS RULE, EVERYTHING ELSE DROOLS! 🌈🦥💖

SEE YOU IN THE SLOTH SANCTUARY, SLOTH LOVERS! 🤪🦥🌟

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Chick’s Minecraft Server

chicks, comparison, confusion, Copy, doppelganger, double take, doubt, Duality, Identical, Identity, lookalike, Minecraft, Mirror Image, question.., Repetition, resemblance, same chick, Server, Similarity, twin, uncertainty, Verification

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and leaving behind a trail of glitter and confetti. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this wild and wacky server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Farms Harvested:	394

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission

#my hero academia, Academia, Anime, Archive, Characters, Commission, Fan, fanfiction, Fiction, Hero, izuku, Manga, Minecraft, Opinions, Own, planned, plannedOpinions, query, search, series, smp, Supplement, work

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! We have a community of players who are all secretly superheroes from the “My Hero Academia” universe. That’s right, you can join us and unleash your quirk in epic battles against villains and other players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of fanfiction writers who are constantly plotting and scheming to create the ultimate crossover story involving Izuku and all your favorite characters. Will you join them in their quest for literary greatness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become the next Izuku supplement plannedOpinions legend.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8133
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CircusScreamStopper

Apology, Audience, circus, CircusScreamStopper, Cirque Du Soleil, Communication, Concessions, Confrontation, disruptive, ear drums, Empathy, Etiquette, intermission, loud, noise level, Rude, screaming, sensitivity, sobbing, Staff, stranger

Are you tired of dealing with loud circus-goers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can enjoy all the excitement of Cirque Du Soleil without the ear-splitting screams! Our virtual acrobats are always quiet and respectful, so you can enjoy the show in peace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual circus performances without the drama of sobbing spectators. Our staff will even offer you virtual concessions to keep you entertained during intermission. And don’t worry, if anyone gets too loud, you can just block them with the click of a button!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to noisy circus experiences forever. And remember, on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

Actors, amazing, Characters, dislike, Entertainment, genre, Minecraft, never watch, NoTVNoSMP, Opinions, personal choice, Plot, Popular, Preferences, reasons, Recommendations, reviews, series, smp, Storyline, television, tv shows

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Items Found:	4324
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2259

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineCraftAppLand

app addiction, app analytics, app control, app dependency, app management, app monitoring, app preferences, app screen time, app screen time management, app tracking., app trends, app usage, app usage habits, app usage patterns, app usage statistics, MineCraftAppLand, mobile application, most used app, popular apps, smartphone app

Do you spend more time on your phone than you do in the real world? Are your thumbs permanently stuck in a scrolling position? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where you can finally put those nimble fingers to good use! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your favorite app and spend hours building, mining, and battling mobs in our crazy virtual world. Say goodbye to social media drama and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Towns Built:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

abuse survivors, Accountability, Belgian, Blasts, Blistering Welcome, catholic church, Church Leaders, Church Reform, clergy, cover up, Healing and Justice, Holycraft, investigation, legal action, Minecraft, pm, pope francis, scandal, Scandal Response, Server, sex abuse, Truth and Reconciliation, Victims

Lol come join our minecraft server where we blast popes and cover up sex abuse scandals like it’s nobody’s business. Belgian PM is our mascot and he’s always ready to throw shade at anyone who tries to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. So come on in and let’s cause some chaos together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyUkraine vs Russia

Alliance, Commitment, Conflict, CraftyUkraine, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harris, international relations, Military, Négotiation, Peacekeeping, resolution, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, Victory, War

come join our epic minecraft server where harris is leading ukraine to victory against russia! we have crazy battles, explosions, and even flying pigs! if u wanna be part of the action and help harris save the day, then join us now! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyTraumaCraft

abuse prevention, abuse survivors, BlockyTraumaCraft, childhood abuse, children, coronavirus, Covid-19, health, increased risk, long COVID conditions, long haulers, long-term consequences, long-term effects, Medical research, mental health, pandemic, physical health, public health, research, severe abuse, Trauma

so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

✦ Fenix ✦ Minecraft server

Fenix Minecraft Server 1.20 Events Custom crafts Vanilla survival Roleplay Discord Competition Sweepstakes Pirate Licensed Minecraft Survival Cities Players Role Optimization Hosting TPS, Hardcore, No Donations, No Private, No Registration, Pirate, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Anticheat

Good afternoon/evening buddy)

If you are reading this, then you are lucky to have found our Server.

Game version: 1.20

IP: 51.195.68.93:25846

The server is private, to get in you need to buy a pass on the website below.

(The pass is valid for 4 months, at a low price)

At the moment, you can absolutely freely get to the project without going through the tunnel, just go in.

In discord they will give you a role without passing)

Now I want to tell you a little about the server:

You can access the server from Pirate or Licensed Minecraft.

There are custom crafts on the server

Events take place on the server, which can be done by both players and server administrators.

In addition to Events, there are competitions and sweepstakes.

There is Discord

The basis of the entire server is Vanilla survival, as well as the relationships between

players.

Build your cities, play a certain role (Roleplay),

no one forbids

There is a lot of other interesting things on the server.

Performance:

The server is on powerful hosting, the TPS of the server is stable, the server is fully optimized,

Good ping

Well, that’s all, come and see us if you need anything, we will be glad to see you)

(All links below)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have sex with a cute Khazakh girl! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you can also get frisky with a virtual cutie from Kazakhstan. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date in Minecraft? Join now for a wild and unforgettable experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP

confusion, gender, grammar, language acquisition, language comprehension, language confusion, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language fluency test, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language proficiency level, language proficiency test, language skills, language study, language understanding., linguistic ability, Minecraft, romance language, smp

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.

Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.