Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCarFiasco

Advanced technology, Aerial vehicles, air travel, autonomous vehicles, CraftyCarFiasco, flying cars, flying vehicles, future innovations, future of travel, future predictions, future technology, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic transportation, futuristic vehicles, innovation, science fiction, self driving cars, technological advancements, Transportation, transportation technology, Urban mobility

Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

aerosol, baby, Chemicals, creeper, developmental effects, E-Cigarette, hazard, health risks, immune system damage, Land, long-term effects, maternal health, Mice, nicotine, Pregnancy, Pregnant, public health, research, residue, secondhand exposure, surfaces, unborn babies, vape, Vaping

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Buildings Constructed:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ores Mined:	4270	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WeirdoCraft

bizarre actions, bizarre school incidents, eccentric classmate, eccentric schoolmate, odd school moments, odd student, peculiar incidents, peculiar kid, quirky student, School days, school memories, strange behavior, strange school memories, unforgettable moments, unforgettable school encounters, unforgettable school experiences, unique classmate, unusual behavior, weird kid, weird school stories, WeirdoCraft

Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

bisphenol, Blood, breast milk, Chemicals, consumer safety, contamination, environmental pollution, food packaging, hair, health risks, human blood, humans, Industrial Chemicals, metals, milk, PFAS, phthalates, public health, toxic compounds, ToxicCraft, toxicology, Toxins, volatile organic compounds

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

All Might Pizza Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to All Might Pizza, where we serve up slices of justice and extra cheese! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to Detroit Smash your tastebuds with our legendary pizza creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rub elbows with pro-heroes like Ochako and witness epic love hotel shenanigans with Kacchan, Iida, and Todoroki. Who needs a hero license when you can have a slice of the action in our crazy world?

Don’t worry if you’re not invited to the love hotel, there’s plenty of fun to be had in our SMP. Build your own hero base, battle mobs with your superpowers, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for All Might’s pizza sauce.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at All Might Pizza SMP for a Plus Ultra day of adventure and laughter!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyBedBuddies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special challenge where you have to build a love shack with your Minecraft crush and get it on in the most unusual place possible! From the top of a giant cactus to the depths of the Nether, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to win the title of the most creative love shack builder in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	879	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2