AzovCraft: No More Russian Ships | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	9337	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3496
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Magic Items Found:	7396
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Star Shards Collected:	263
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	185	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Votes:	2875	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8244	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	1857
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Animals Bred:	165

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4462
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3403
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Votes:	5396
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

Players:	100/100	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5