AstroGloveCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Pizzazz: Where Arcadey Beats Realism!

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Are you tired of boring old realistic Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun? Then look no further than our server! We are all about that arcadey vibe, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

So why settle for realism when you can have pure, unadulterated craziness on our server? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7363	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty GIFs & JIFs Server

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Are you tired of the age-old debate of jif vs gif? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and settle this once and for all in an epic battle arena where players must choose their side and fight to the death using only emojis as weapons. Will you be team jif or team gif? The fate of the internet rests in your hands!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

And if that’s still not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Players who dare to approach this spectral spook may find themselves in for a surprise as the creeper offers them gifts of enchanted items and explosive pranks. Will you be brave enough to befriend the ghostly creeper and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. jif or gif, diamond chickens, and friendly creeper ghosts await you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	811534
Players Killed by Monsters:	8386	Potions Brewed:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	799
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Cardboard Chaos

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

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Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

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Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Farms Harvested:	563
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6536	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and steamy adventures.

Imagine a world where creepers aren’t the only things exploding! Our server is filled with sexy surprises around every corner. From lava hot tubs to diamond-studded lingerie, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Endermen who host the most scandalous parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the Endermen’s wild antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get steamy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ChunkyCraft: Where even the blocks have curves

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing fatter than our pigs is your chances of having a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few fat women (in 2D, of course).

Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Crops Grown:	2787	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KGB Craft: Where Putler sends sleeper agents to attack your blocks!

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Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Animals Bred:	149	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Respawn & Repeat: LOLZ

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only objective is to PERISH! Why survive when you can thrive in chaos and destruction? Join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness as you try to outdo your fellow players in the art of perishing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Perish King, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to absurd challenges in exchange for rare loot. Will you be brave enough to face the Perish King and claim your reward?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of past players who met their demise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will you join their ranks and become a legend in your own right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the chaos as you strive to PERISH in the most epic ways imaginable!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Villages Defended:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	101	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4