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PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Farms Harvested:	458
Dimension Hops:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	235	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	220
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	198158
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	154	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Animals Bred:	197	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	737369	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3391	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8249

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

Players:	97/900	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6