AstroBlock | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dimension Hops:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7470
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Votes:	3262	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	861	Villages Defended:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9244
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Mines Excavated:	1957	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Void Gems Collected:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Magic Items Found:	2894	Holy Grails Found:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ores Mined:	5298

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	684
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	32	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Towns Built:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
New Chunks Explored:	364062	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1