Assassin SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	962911
Meteorites Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Buildings Constructed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	252	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	4045	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Votes:	4740
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4487	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Animals Bred:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Enchantments Applied:	237

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ores Mined:	4798

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Animals Bred:	141	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Votes:	9294
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Items Found:	8206
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8401
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	82	Potions Brewed:	104
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ores Mined:	4862
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	9589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1