Assassin SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4834	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	7303
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Farms Harvested:	428
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

Players:	96/100	Votes:	6205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1