Are you tired of the Argentines being too nice? Are you suspicious of their sudden kindness? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the treacherous ways of the Argentines and join a community of players who share your skepticism!

Join us for epic battles against the Argentines, where you can unleash your inner warrior and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Build your own fortress to protect yourself from their trickery and deceit, and gather resources to survive the never-ending onslaught of their niceness.

But beware, the Argentines are not the only threat on our server. Rumor has it that a group of llamas have formed an alliance with the creepers and are planning to launch a surprise attack on all players. Will you be able to defend yourself against this unlikely duo?

So come join us on our server, where the Argentines may be nice, but the adventures are anything but predictable!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

    DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 253 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

    Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Enchantments Applied: 63
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5737 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

    Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Dragon Scales Harvested: 399
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Zombie Dances: 4 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!

    BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!
    Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

    ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪
    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

    Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

    And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Emeralds Found: 765 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

    Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

    Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

    SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all
    Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

    Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Towns Built: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Handshake Kingdom

    Crafty Handshake Kingdom
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to build you a castle made entirely out of sand! Why? Because who needs boring old stone when you can have a sandy palace fit for a king (or queen)!

    Join us for some zany adventures and maybe even a little bit of romance because the time is ripe for some Minecraft love. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your blocky soulmate somewhere in our pixelated world.

    So come on, take my hand and let’s embark on a journey to a land of sandcastles, love, and endless possibilities. Because somehow, somewhere, someday, this Minecraft server will be the most epic place you’ve ever been.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Creepers Gone Wild

    Creepers Gone Wild
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Join us and you might just witness Doki making a triumphant return to the server, complete with a grand parade and fireworks show for all to enjoy. And if that’s not enough, Elira will also be making her grand return, but this time she’s bringing along a pet dragon that she’s trained to do her bidding.

    With over 100k streams of Doki’s return and 3k streams of Elira’s return, you know this server is where all the action is happening. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 286 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs

    Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the wackiest mashup of Western and Japanese gaming influences you’ve ever seen. Picture this: cowboys riding chocobos, samurais wielding laser guns, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got quests that will have you scratching your head in confusion, dungeons that will make you question your sanity, and secret Easter eggs that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything quite like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most absurdly awesome way possible. Who knew that a western game company could make a JRPG or a Japanese game company could make a WRPG? Only on our server, folks. Only on our server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

    Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

    And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

    So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

    SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

    So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Enchantments Applied: 146 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

    Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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